Reasons Why I Dislike Clubbing

Whoops, this is gonna be the most biased post ever. I stopped going clubbing since 2009, after the fourth time i went.

And the reasons I dislike clubbing are;

1) The atmosphere

Crazy lights. Loud music. Smoke. Crowds.

See flashy lights. Headache.

Loud Music. You have to get close to each other in order to hear what the other is saying.

"Whisper in my ear, baby."

Well, that's the whole point.

Smoke. Second-hand smoking. Stinky hair.

Crowds. Get molested by random strangers and or even your friends.

2) Not a fan of alcohol

It taste like poison. Worse than medicine. Okay, you can kill me for saying this. Would prefer it if it's a cocktail or sweeter.

But if you don't drink, there's no point of going right?

Drinking, getting high and dance suggestively is the whole point right?

3) Expensive

Cover charge + Alcohol. Unless it's ladies' night.

If you're female, you can club for freee!!

It's the males who are paying.

Well, if the males are the ones paying, of course they want you to drink.

To drink more and more, in hopes you will let down your guard when you're tipsy and high.

If you're paying, it could range from rm50 to a few hundreds.

I rather use the money for facial or get a new haircut. Or get a new outfit.

Spending money on clubbing is like wiping your ass with money then flushing it down to the toiletbowl.

4) High Opportunity Cost

The club starts to get high around 12am plus, so most likely you might reach home around 2-4am. Then you have to wake up late the next day. Half of the day would be gone.

I rather sleep early and wake up early for exercise or spend my day doing something productive.

If you get a hangover, you would feel so horrible on the next day.

If you manage to get up early, you will still feel sluggish for the rest of the day.

5) Your friends suddenly become someone else.

The last time I went, my friends left me waiting outside the club for more than an hour.

My baby sister suddenly looked as if like she is filming a music video like The Pussycat Dolls.

My girlfriend kissed my boyfriend and flashed her tits.

Maybe it's just me. Being Unlucky.

Can ruin friendship sometimes.

They say alcohol can make people to become buddies.

But in my opinion, alcohol burn your values and self-control for that moment in which the consequences may last for a lifetime.

6) Getting picked up or flirting by random strangers

"Hi, how's your day? I'm XXX."

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"I was standing over there and you caught my eye."

I don't need to be approached by strangers in order to realize I am attractive.

In fact, I feel offended. Approaching me only made me feel as if I was easy. Like any other girls in the club.

7) Pranks

When you have playful friends. When you get a too drunk. But normally I'm the one playing pranks on people. Anyway..

8) Unhealthy

Enough said. We all know the side effects of alcohol and late nights.

In conclusion, I will avoid going to clubs unless :

i) Being forced to

ii) With good sensible and fun (with limits) female friends

iii) To save someone.

iv) Out of my mind. Probably gone crazy or duper zuper upset.

Good night. The club lovers are gonna hate me for this post. HaHa.