“Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.” - Samantha
"Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!"- Samantha
"Maybe there are no right moments, right guys, right answers...maybe you just have to say whats in your heart!”
“I’ve spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live?! I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes."
“The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires".
“Sometimes second chances work out even better than the first because you learn from your mistakes.”
“After he left, I cried for a week, and then I realised I do have faith. Faith in myself, faith that I would one day meet someone... who would be sure that I was the one.”
“ I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-ot
“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.”
"It's infuriating! Women sit around obsessing about what went wrong over and over again, and men just say "alrighty" and move on."
“When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there's no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary?”
“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”
“But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.”
“I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.”
“The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar.”
“I love you, but I love myself more.”
“Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: "He had such a big full scrotum.”
“Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.”
“My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single.”
“Don’t laugh but maybe we can be each other’s soulmates”
“People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates- hoping to win the jackpot.”
"The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you."
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